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Total SMS Found = 14
Man: Sir, my wife is missing. Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai, police station me complain dijiyee. Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare kuch samajh nahin aa raha shahzad kysa hai latifa mehwish i love you
 
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Shoher apni bv ko dafna k wapas aya hi tha k achanak zor se bijli chamki or tofani barish shuro ho gae. Shoher ne asman ki taraf dekha or bola lagta hai pohanch
 
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Wife:Apko meri khobsurti ziada achi lagti hai ya aqalmandi. Husband:Mujhe to tumhari ye mazaq karne ki adat achi lagti hai.
 
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Wife:Aj koi aise bat kaho jis se dil khush b ho jaey or jal b jaey. Husband:Tumhari sab saheliyon mein sab se acha kiss karne ka style tumhara hai.
 
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When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her
 
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Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.
Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second
 
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Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife..!!!
 
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Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”
Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”
Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon
 
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Biwi(Ghusse Main):
Tumhare Dimagh Main To
Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!!
Husband (Pyar Se):
To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho….??
 
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Husband wife mein larai hoi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya,
Husb:Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kia hai”
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so ja
 
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Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,
police station me complain dijiyee.
Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare
kuch samajh nahin aa raha
 
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Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.
 
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Me apni wife se bahat mohabbat karta hoon.
par kya karu wo mujh se naraz hai.
 
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Dost kabhi apni wife ko naraz na karna,kyouki ye hi aap ke taqdeer ka khazana hai,us ko naraz kya matlab aap ne apne naseeb ko naraz kya......
 
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