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Pathan:
Doctor sb hum 4 Biwi badal chuka hai lekin aulaad nahi hova
Doctor ne paper par kuch likha aur kaha isay ghar ja k parhna
Pathan ne ghar ja k parha to paper par likha tha
"Khan sb Biwi nahi chodnay ki jaga badlo"
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Kamar k dard ki 2 wajohat hain:
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1. Kasrat-e- Sex
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ya
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2. Hasrat-e- Sex.
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Nargis ki kitab
"Manji ek te Jawanian Do"
k chapter
"Ambian Chopna"
se iktabas
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1 Hakeem ne pathan ki beemari ka elaaj Aurat ka doodh tajveez kiya,
Bari mushkil se pathan ne 1 Aurat ko raazi kiya.
Doodh pilatay huay Aurat ki feelings barh gai.
Us ne sexy aawaz main poocha: Kuch aur bhi chahiye?
Pathan: baji Agr saath Tiger biscuit bhi mil jayein to maza Aa jaye ga?
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Acha frnd bilkul larki k brazier ki tara hota hai,
1=Cmfrtble
2=Supportive
3=Tight
4=Girny na dy
Or
5=Hmesha dil k pas rahy;-
Oye Brazier.
Kaisa hai tu?
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A black African man was shot in the Leg. enroute to the hospital, the paramedics cut his trousers at the knee. His L0nG dick was visible, so they exchanged a smile. African man saw them and said, "go ahead laugh, y0urs would shrink too if you were shot in the leg...
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Gynaecology is the Best Profession!!
1) Make a Woman Naked
2) Finger Her vagina
-and -
Ask Her Husband to Pay for it.
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Ek aurat Dr. say mjhy doodh nahi ata.
Dr hum her chez choos k check krty hain.
Aurat pehlay Abba jee ko check ker lain unko 2 din say peshab nahi Aa Raha.
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Body ka wo kon sa part hai jis k sab se ziada naam hain?
Nahein pta?
Chalo mai btata hun!
Lun
Lora
Lulla
Lulli
Lull
Phunno
Sheesh naag
Shaheen
Nono
Phultro
Gulseru
Chota chatri
Ghanta
Hathiyar
Kaka
Choti c jan
Meezile
Khamba
Topa
Naag
Soodda
Rocket sing
Thok ala jaaz
Phullo
Tower
Gani ala tota
Judge
Kukkar
Danda
Loly pop
Choopa
Foji
Hero
Phudi killer
balouch
Rana saab
Thorra
Pennis
Shararti
Chokidar
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A woman married
a one legged man.
She wrote to her
mother:
"My husband only has
ONE FOOT".
Her Mother
replied:
"You are lucky,
your papa has
ONLY 5 IN
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every 1has different phases of sex life.
age 18-din raat
age 28-roz raat
age 38-jumairat
age 48-chandraat
age 58-ghalatbaat
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Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise?
Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath bethi
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... How To Teach Mathmatics To A Girl.
1st add lips
2nd minus clothes
3rd divide legs
and then start Multiplication in the Sweetest Point.
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PAPA : vo kon si cheez hai jis k charoo taraf baal hotay hain
SON : papa may bataoo
PAPA :nahi tum chup rahoo
SON : may batata hoo ..... AANKH
PAPA : ohh ha
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her koi ker raha hai arman phudi ka
phudi pe mar raha hai insaan phudi ka
phudi bhi rabar ka lun bhi rabar ka
kiya kiya bana raha hai japan phudi ka
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Officer: madam swimming is prohibited in this lake.
Lady: then why dint you tell me when I was removing my clothes?
Officer: well, that's not prohibited
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For toothpaste ad they show teeth.
For hair oil they show hair.
For face cream they show face.
But for Whisper they r not showing anything, that's cheating.
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ek baar ek sardaar apni balcony mein khada hota hai apni shirt utar kar.
dusra sardaar bola "u hv a nice chest"
pehla sardar bola "eh teh kuch v nahi apni bha
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one day wot happened a Man is went to girls hostel... n he was masturbating there.. so his friend came n asked hey wot r u doin man.. he told him that ..... IM
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Teacher: LOVE kese hota hai?
Student: Miss ge..."L" ko pakarr ke,
"O" ko daba ke,
"V" mein dalo,
jab "E" kee awaz aaye to samjho k "LOVE" ho gaya
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