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Teacher: jo shakhs sun na skta ho us ko english me kya kehte hain?
Sardar: thora souchne k bd
" onu jo marzi keh lo oney kera sun lena ay"
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Sardar k bety ki baraat thi
sardar 250 afrad Le kr ponhcha,
Larki ka baap: Tum ne to kaha tha k 50 bandy hongy.?
Sardar:bandy 50 e ny, baqi sarian chwlaan ny:
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2 Sardar Or Unki 1 Behan Bina Ticket Train May Safar Kar Rahy Thay
TT Ne Pakar Liya Or In Ki Behan Ko Lay Gya
Sardar
Aaj Baji Na Hondi Tay Izzat Gayi Si...;-
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Sardar doodh wale se: Tum 2 din se kion nhi aa rahe thy
Doodh Wala: Aap ki bhabhi ki tabyat khrab thi..
Sardar: Yar to bhains ka doodh hi le aaty.
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Sardar 2 his wife: Kakay ne Cockroach kha leya !
Wife: O RAbbA ! Jaldi doctor nu bulao
Sardar:Tu tension na lay, mai kaakay nu Mortein Pila Ditta ay.
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1 sardar jungle se guzar raha tha k 1 churail ne roka or kaha Ho Ho Ha Ha mein churail hon. Sardar:Janta hon teri 1 behan mere ghar b rehti hai
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Teacher 2 sardar:Jis ko sunai na de use english mein kia kahenge? Sardar:Jo marzi keh do g use konsa kuch sunai de ga.
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British:U know swimming? Sardar:No. British:Dog is better than U, It swims. Sardar: U know swimming? British:Yes. Sardar:What is the difference between U and Do
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Sardar interview dene gaya, Manager:What do U do? Sardar:Happy Birthday to U
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Teacher:What is the difference between Apple and Orange? Sardar:The colour of Orange is Orange but the colour of Apple is not Apple.
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Sardar selected a short girl to marry.
Why?
Because guru ji told him
Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai …:-P
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A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:
What is a grownup joke?
Sardar ji replied:
any joke which is eighteen years old
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Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it
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Sardar Bunks office n goes to home.
He saw his wife with his boss.
He comes back running office and says,
‘baap re, boss ne dekh liya hota to maar daalta.
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In battle Sardar was wearing mosquito net
instead of bullet proof jacket
why?
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Saradar replied
O jis wich machar nai war sakda
goli kithon lange gi
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