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Be unique and different, just say yes
 
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Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
 
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Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
 
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Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I've ever saw.
 
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You're good at mathematics, right? Would you say 69 was a perfect square?
 
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You are a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
 
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Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?
 
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Will you be my Xmas cracker? I'd really like to pull you.
 
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What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?
 
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Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain't 3.5 inches and it sure ain't floppy
 
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Please help the homeless. Take me home with you...
 
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Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.
 
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
 
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together
 
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I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex
 
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I'm good at math, U+I=69
 
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I'm bigger and better than the Titanic ... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic
 
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Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
 
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