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All stressed out and no one to choke
 
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Constipated people don't give a crap
 
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I may not be perfect, but I'm all I got
 
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Where there's a will, I want to be in it
 
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Never miss a good chance to shut up
 
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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
 
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How do you get off a non-stop flight?
 
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How come night falls but day breaks?
 
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How do I set the laser printer to stun?
 
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If we quit voting will they all go away?
 
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Is it time for your medication or mine?
 
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INSTANT HUMAN (Just Add Coffee)
 
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I'm not getting older...I'm getting bitter
 
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When all else fails manipulate the data
 
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I'm as confused as a termite in a yo-yo
 
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Insanity is my only means of relaxation
 
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No guts, no glory, no brain, same story
 
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Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's hand grenades I throw
 
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I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert
 
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I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier
 
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