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Total SMS Found = 14
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
She replied, Yes dear, I know
but I was in love and didnt notice.
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True relatives always
stand behind u during bad times.
Check ur marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind u!
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Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can’t sell you that
Man shows his marriage certificate
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Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn’t knew u had a pr
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Why Government do NOT
allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution,
you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE
for the same Mistake.
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The most effective
way 2 remember
ur wife’s birthday
is 2 forget it once
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Only true friends stand by u
during bad times.
I promise
I will attend ur wedding.Â
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Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?
Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedien
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Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…
After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,
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Q: If marriages are made in heaven,
than what are made in Hell?
Answer: The days after marriage!
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Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,
Boy friend is light of moon,
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Husband is month of june,
Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti
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A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,
is a HUSBAN
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Most successful
Happy married life is
Defined as.
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“Yet to be seen”
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*Love b4 Marriage*
Janu…tum nahe to mei nahe,
mei nahe to tum nahe…
*Love after Marriage*
“baghairta”…Aj tu nahe ya me nahe
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*Love b4 Marriage*
Janu…tum nahe to mei nahe,
mei nahe to tum nahe…
*Love after Marriage*
“baghairta”…Aj tu nahe ya me nahe
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