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Owners of GEO and ARY have offered to give 5 crores to that person who provides them the real video of the shoe throwing incident in birmingham.
Kal president house mai president sahab khud joota khanay ki video banwaye ge! :-D
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Teacher:
2 mai se 2 minus kr do to kya bcha?
Pathan:
hum ko swal smjh nae aya
Teacher:
tmare pas 2 rotian thi
tm ne un ko kha lia ab kya bcha?
Pathan:
salan!
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1 biwi ki request hay ignore mat karna.
is msg ko itna phelao k us k shohar tak pohanch jaye
Aur wo razi hojaye.
Aameen.
hum hazaron sms karte hain, shayed is 1 sms se hum kisi ki biwi k kaam Aajayen
"ASIF jan! is baar mere sath Eid karen"
(BENAZIR BHUTTO);-)
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Girl: Mujh se shadi kroge
Pathan: Nahi,Hum shadi siraf rishta daron mei krta hy Meri Maa ne Abba se ki,
Bhai ne Bhabi se , or hum apna Begam se krega.
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"Funny but true fact of life"
Boys and girls get into LOVE becoz of Misunderstanding ..!!
N break up when they understand each other .......!!! :-P
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Breaking News:
President Zardari Ki Hajj Aplication Saudi Govt Ne REJECT Kardi hy.
Why..?
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Haajiyon Ko Confusion Hoti K
Patther Kis Ko Maren.!
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Teacher to Pathan:
tum kahan paida huay?
Pathan:
North Waziristan
Teacher:
Iss kay Spelling btao
Pathan:
madam thehro! Hum ko lagta hay hum UK paida hua tha!
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Ghum-e-zindagi sunaon?
Mera result a rha hy..
Mai khushi kahan se laun mera result a rha hy..
Tumain ye gila hy jana k mizaaj kyun hai barham,
Kaho kese muskuraun mera result a rha hy..
Tmhn eid ki khushi hy,mje yad hy wo lekin,
Mai ye kese bhol jaun mra rezlt a rha hy
4m
*DUKHI STUDENTS*.
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Girl: Jab bhi kahin 6-7 larke jama hoty hain to unka topic LARKI hi hota hai
Boy: To jb 6-7 larkian jama hoti hain to wo konsi mehfil-e-naat sajati hain!!! :-
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pathan ki wife romantic mood main pooray bed pr bazu phaila kr lait k boli
"Kuch samjhe" ?
Pathan: Haan, kameeni.
tu bed per AKELI SONA CHAHTI Haì..
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Girl: ko sms karo to wo sms karti ha.
Boy: ko sms karo to wo phone karta ha.
Khusray: ko sms karo to wo kuch nai karta.
Abi pata chal jaye ga ke aap kon ho?
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Unlimited insult:-P
I Iove your smile becoz..
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My favorite colour is "YELLOW"!! :-D
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Punjab & Sindh me Selab a rha ha
Agr hr koi 11 mrtba ASTGHFIRULLAH Kehe Or apni Hasiat K Mutabik Send Krde To An Astghfar ALLAH k azab Ko Kam Kr Dege Ye na sochen k hmra ghar to selab se bht door ha hme koi nuqsan nai hoga Balky ye sochen k hmre musalman bhaion ka kitna nuqsan ho skta ha
Plz dont stop..
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Railway Officer Was Taking An Interview
Officer:
Tumhen Pata Chale k 2 Train
1 Hi Track Pe Opposite Dirction Me Aa Rahi Hen
To Tum kia kroge.?
Applicant:
Me kaanta Baddal Doonga
Officer:
Agr Na Baddal Sako.?
Applicant:
Me Red Signal Doonga
Officer:
Light Na Ho To.?
Applicant:
Me Red Flag Dikha Doonga
Officer:
Flag B Na Mila To.?
Applicant:
Me Chotte Bhai ko Bula Loonga
Officer:
Wo Q.?
Aplicant:
Usse Train ki Takkar Dekhne ka Bohat Shok He.
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Bilawal 2 his Girl Friend:
Tum dunya mai jahan bhi ho gi
Tumhe tumhari khushbu se pehchan longa
GF:
Mujhe pata ha K Tum
Kuttay k bachay ho janu...
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Pathan: tere liye sab chor dunga
Girl: Ami Abu.?
Pathan: Yes
Girl:Khana peena
Pathan:Yes
Girl: Naswar.?
Pathan: Jao baaji jao dimagh kharab mat kro.:
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*~JO0TA KHAPPEY~*
7thAug2010 celebrated as JOOTA KHAPPAY DAY.
Today our President got the Honour which he deserved.
Dedicated to our respected president..:-P
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Dulha asks to Dulhan
tumhara Shadi sy pehly koi boyfrnd tha?
Dulhan silent
Dulha chila k
Mai is khamoshi ko kya samjon
Dulhan
Tauba hai
Gin to rahi hon
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Biwi k sath hamesha pyar karo
Biwi ko bahir khana khilane le jao
Biwi k sath wafadari karo
aur
Biwi ko khush rakho
Ye mat socho k?
"Biwi KIS KI Hey"
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Boy: “I Love U” ki hunda hai?
Girl: Mein tere naal pyar kardi han.
Boy: Bus English ca ik Question ki puchhya
tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya
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