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I wish you lots of itching and short arms.
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Will we play the hulk together??
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I will be tall and strong and you green and ugly!!!
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If you did not have any feet,
would you wear shoes??
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why do you wear a bra????!!!
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Why do men fart more often than women? Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure..
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Oké honey,
we will try one more time!!
How do you spell 'IQ' ?
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I am born this way,
but what is your excuse?
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I love the sea,
I love the rocks,
but when I see you I need to puke !
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Some people die.
Others become a teacher...
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Women are just like frogs.
They have a big mouth and are scared of the stork.
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If I ever die because of marihuana, mark on my grave,
I am too stoned to get up!!
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You know when you are really too fat?
When you are on the beach and
Greenpeace carries you back to the sea.
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When are you really full of confidence?
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If you fart having diarrhoea.
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Roses are red
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Violets are blue
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but a face like yours belongs in the zoo !!!
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On the door of a toilet
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Some people come here to sit and wonder,
I come here to shit like thunder!
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Roses are red violets are blue,
shit stinks and so do you!
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It is red and it taps on the window
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A baby in a microwave.
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I like your style ... I like your class ... but most of all I like your ass.
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