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Aunty Ney Sex K Baad Ladke Sey Poocha
Oye, Tu Ne Condom Kyun Nahi Lagaya?
Young Boy:O Aunty.,
Pack Pey Likha Tha.,
Do Not Use If The Seal Is Already Broken. :-)
 
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Larki: Jaan Chotey Soorakh Mein Nahi,
Barry Sorakh Mein Daalo,
Larka: Andhera Itna hai Sorakh Nazar Hai Nahi Aa Raha,
Larki: Surakh par Ungli Phero mehsoos Hojae ga,
Larka: Wah!
Ungli se tu Andhere Mein Bhi Sorakh Mil Gaya,
Larki: Jan ab Aahista Se Andar Daal do,
Larka: Poora Andar Chala Gaya,
Oof!
Kitna Mushkil Hai Andhere Mein
HEADPHONE KI PIN MOBILE MEIN LAGANA,
MORAL : Mere sms gandey nahi aap ki soch gandi hy.
 
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# Pathan Halwai SE: Tum Kitny Saal Se Jalebi Bana Rahy Ho?
Halwai Bary Fakhar Sy 30 Sal Se
Pathan: Bari Sharm Ki Bat Hy Tum Se Aaj Tak Jalebi Seedhi Nahi Bani.
 
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Fir 1 hath niche le gaya aur uski chut par rakh diya. Waha hath lgate hi wo jonk ki tarah sikud gayi. Ab main use kiss b kar rha tha aur uski chut par hath b fer raha tha. Tabhi mujhe mehsus hua ki uski panty gili hai.
 
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L@dy Cl@Ss Te@cheR 2 Students:AIDS Se Bachne K lye Condom Use Karo ... Girl:"Madam" Agar Aap ko Kahey k KULFI Ko LAFAFE mai Daal K Chuso To Apko Maza AyeGa?
 
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Boy- bhaiya ek condom dena, girlfrnd ko gift karna hai.
dukaandaar - ispe gift cover daal du ??????????
Boy - are nhi, ye hi to cover hai gift to mere pass hai.
 
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L@dy Cl@Ss Te@cheR 2 Students:AIDS Se Bachne K lye Condom Use Karo ... Girl:"Madam" Agar Aap ko Kahey k KULFI Ko LAFAFE mai Daal K Chuso To Apko Maza AyeGa?
 
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AATI THI
JAATI THI
HASTI THI
HASATI THI
DEKHTI THI
MUSKRATI THI
JAN BOLTHI THI
PIYAR JITATI THI
AAJ PATA CHALA SAALI CHUTIA BANATI THI..
 
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Please Help Me..
Aaj Subah mere
Lund pe
Saap ne kaat liya..
Dr ne kha ki
Zehar Sirf Chusne se niklega
Muje bacha lo na janu.
 
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Ek Larki ne apni nani se poocha: Ishq. Pyar or Mohabbat Kya hota he?
Nani ney kaha: Kuch nahi beti sab free main Chodny ke bahanay hain..
 
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2 Khusray batien Karte ja rahe thay.
Achanak 1 Gir gaya or Zor Zor se ronay laga..
Doosra Tasali detey huew
Bola: Uth Adbul Foziya, Mard Ban Meri Behan:)
 
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Punjabi ne Naya Underwear lya Din Bhar poory gaaon walon ko pichy se dhoti Utha Utha kr Dikhata Raha,
Shaam ko Ghar Lota to Dekha k Underwear Ghar me para tha,
 
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Police pathan se Tum ne Faqeer ko kyun mara?
Pathan : Hum ne sey kai bar bola k hum aisa waisa aadmi nahi hai
Phir b yeh bolta hai k "EK Bar De de BABA"
 
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Beta:-Papa heart ki kitni tangen hoti hain?? Father Said:-Beta koi nahin.Beta:- to papa ap raat ko kyun kerh rahe they sweatheart tangen upar karo
 
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DO dost thy 1 ka nam tha "jo" aur dusry ka nam tha "wo"
aik din "jo" k pass jin agya "jo" ny dar kr "wo" ko awaz di
"wo" bhag kr aya to jin ko deikh kr "wo" ka intaqal hogya
bs tab se hi kehty hein...
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Life is a one way street....
No Matter which door u take..
Non of them..
Leads back..
So Enjoy every moment of ur life..
Because nothing will happen the same way again....take care..
 
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MADAM said to a naughty boy!
Jab main sakht hoti hon to bohat sakht,
NAram hoti hon to bohat naram,NAughty boy said !Madam aap to bilkul meri LULLI
Jaisee ho..!!!!!!
 
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Boy 2 Girl..
hamein to apno ne loota ghairoon me kahan dum tha, meri kishti waha dubi jahaan
paani kam tha,
Girl 2 boy...
tum to they hi gaandu teri gaand mei kahaan dam thaa, wahaan kiyaa maa chudaaney
gaye they jahaan paani kam thaa...
 
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ek pathan bike rok kar helmit kujha raha tha.ek admi bola helmit to
utaro.pathan bola tumhara gand mai kahrish hota hay to tum shalwar utar ta hay
kia ?
 
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Door village main aik basti thi, jahan per randian sasti thi, gand
main un ke itni masti thi, jitna chodo hasti thi, tum kyon itna haste ho kya is
hi village main baste ho ?
 
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